129 questions, answered
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With Aleasha
Everything here is because she chose to put it here. She has breast cancer. That is a thing happening to her — it is not what she is made of. This is the rest of it.
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Aleasha, at a glance
Also Answers To
Al, Leashy
Original Dream Job
Vet or an EMT
Her Color
Pinks, purples, burgundy, black
Flower of Choice
Hydrangeas, peonies, fluffy ones
Runs On
Being forced to be a morning person
Table for One, Please
Any with delicious food
Snack of Record
Cheeto puffcorn , chicharrones
Comfort Food
Mamas Mac n cheese
Coffee Order
None anymore
Her Signature Dish
🤷🏼♀️
Favorite Movie
Anything that’s funny, Twilight, Avatar
The Book
She’s come undone- Wally Lamb
Her Song
Sunrise- Morgan Wallen
Currently Watching
The Pitt
Comfort Watch
Anything
Why She Does It
My patients
Setting the Record Straight
We play with puppies and kittens all day
From the Other Side of the Table
Is how much we love everyone of our patients regardless is they love us back
According to the Cats
I’m great for naps or lazy days on the couch
Gas Station Order
Peanut m&ms, jerky, cheddar Chex mix
Rainy Day Plan
Curled up on the couch or porch with my cats and a book or good tv
Go Give Them Money
Southwind Animal Hospital
Hill She'll Die On
Pineapple on pizza 🤤
Her Roman Empire
Where to find the next hidden food spot
People Always Assume
I’m a bitch
What She Wishes You Knew
That it’s ok to not know what you don’t know. We learn every day!
A Perfect Free Day
I’d find me some water to lay by and soak in
Peak Aleasha
Try to not take anything too serious
On a Hard Day
Secluding myself in my living and throw in the Bobby cast and just read with my cats
How to Encourage Her
Uplifting and vulgar… rotten cucumber and all…. 🙃
Please Don't Feel Weird About
I laugh and joke about my cansah
After All This
Finding myself a beach again!!!!
Apocalypse Role
Gardener and chef. I can usually start pretty dang good fires too.
Useless Talent
🤷🏼♀️
Catchphrase
That’s what she said….
In Her Own Words
That I’m fun, loving and absolutely love life, my friends and family and all creatures that come into my life. This sounds like a dating profile 😂
No thinking, first instinct
Rapid Fire
- Sweet
- Salty
- Books
- Movies
- Beach
- Mountains
- Text
- Phone call
- Sunrise
- Sunset
- Summer
- Fall
- Sneakers
- Boots
- Camping
- Hotel
- Cooking
- Takeout
- Blankets
- Fans
- Early bird
- Professional procrastinator
The household
Five cats, one boss
Alfredo
Alfie
He’s a special one. Not much upstairs but super sweet. And he’s deaf…
Ravioli
Ravi
Mamas boy that likes to cause trouble with his siblings
Stevie Wander
Stevie
Super sweet, all she wants is love and snuggles but she’s the worst snuggler. Takes forever to settle.
Beatrice
BB
All she wants is a lap to snuggle in and will whack anyone who tries to move in her territory.
Ruthie Mae
Woofie, Peanut, Peanut butter
Feisty little paraplegic but sweet as pie, when she wants to be.
Who's the boss?
Me
Who's the troublemaker?
BB
Who's secretly your favorite?
I love em all
If they could talk, what would each one say about you?
I’m great for naps or lazy days on the couch
Straight from her
If you want to send something
People keep asking what she actually needs. These are her answers, not our guesses.
- Please don't send
- Anything with caffeine or alcohol.
- In the fridge
- Cranberry ginger ale, root beer (not barques)
- Tea
- Lavender chamomile
- Lotion that doesn't irritate
- Trader Joe’s coconut lotion, eucirin skin calming
- Scent
- Victoria Secret bombshell, seductive bombshell
- Soft things
- My floral blanket from kohls and my throw pillows from Walmart. I need to get more!
- Gift cards that get used
- All of the above, Visa gift cards, gas, Walmart…
- Stores she loves
- Amazon, Offline, Target, Homegoods, Maurice’s
- Groceries
- Walmart is the easiest for delivery but we have them all here in Lenoir.
- Takeout
- Idk if I can but pizza from Marcos, lil Cesar’s, papa John’s. Have a favorite place?? I’m here for it!
- For the cats
- Catalyst multi cat litter, xl pee pads, sm/md nitrile gloves, they love toys and tunnels
- Better than an object
- VIP concert experience to see Morgan wallen and Ella Langley and Riley Green. A girl can dream 🤷🏼♀️
All of it
Every answer
Exactly as she wrote them. Tap a section to open it.
The Basics14
What should we call you?
Aleasha
Birthday
March 18th
Nicknames — including the ones you'd rather forget
Al, Leashy
What do you do?
Vet tech, pet sitter
What did you want to be when you were a kid?
Vet or an EMT
Where are you from?
Rochester, NY
Favorite season
Summer
Favorite color
Pinks, purples, burgundy, black
Favorite flower
Hydrangeas, peonies, fluffy ones
Favorite scent
Rose
Morning person or night owl?
Neither but more night owl
Coffee, tea, energy drinks, or powered entirely by stubbornness?
Being forced to be a morning person
The emoji you use most
😂
Your current mood, described as if it were a GIF
The girl smashing a bowl at her party
Important Scientific Research1
Your professional opinion
Is there truly a number??
Food Is a Personality Trait17
Favorite restaurant
Any with delicious food
Favorite fast food
None, they each have something yummy!
Favorite snack
Cheeto puffcorn , chicharrones
Favorite candy
Heath, Butterfinger, nerd gummy clusters
Favorite dessert
Crème brûlée
Favorite comfort food
Mamas Mac n cheese
Guilty pleasure food — no judgment, we're all friends
Crab Rangoon
Your exact coffee order
None anymore
Favorite soda
Mug/AnW root beer, grape, cranberry ginger ale
Favorite breakfast
Pancakes, bacon, maple syrup
Favorite midnight snack
I’m sleeping
The thing someone else makes that you'd never turn down
Free food
The thing YOU make that people ask for
🤷🏼♀️
A food you will defend to the death
Roasted brussel sprouts with cranberry and goat cheese
A food that should be illegal
Sardines
Pineapple on pizza
Yes, obviously
Ranch on everything
Incorrect
What You're Watching, Reading, Playing13
Favorite movie
Anything that’s funny, Twilight, Avatar
The movie you stop everything for when it's on
Nothing really, not much of a movie person
Favorite TV show
Ted Lasso, Shameless, there’s so many
Favorite book
She’s come undone- Wally Lamb
Favorite author
None
Favorite song
Sunrise- Morgan Wallen
Favorite band or artist
Morgan Wallen, Ella Langley
Best concert you've been to
I love em all
Favorite actor
A good one
Favorite actress
Same 👆🏻
What you're bingeing right now
The Pitt
Comfort movie — the one that fixes a bad day
Anything
A quote you keep coming back to
If it scares you, run towards it. - Robbie W.
Hollywood Is Making a Movie About Your Life2
Who plays you?
🤣 no one should
Who should absolutely NOT play you?
Everyone
Vet Tech Life10
How did you end up a vet tech?
Helping Miss Karen place an iv cath on my second day at my new job in a full service
Favorite thing about the job
My patients
Hardest thing about the job
My patients
Funniest patient you've ever had
Most of them make me smile in some way
The one you still think about
Too many to single out
Biggest misconception about vet techs
We play with puppies and kittens all day
Dream animal to work with
One that sits stays and snuggles really well
Favorite breed — you're allowed to have one
Shih Tzu, Cavi
Craziest thing that's ever happened at work
Feral cats scaling exam room walls and having to catch them
One thing you wish every client knew
Is how much we love everyone of our patients regardless is they love us back
Tiny Joys12
A smell that makes you happy
Fresh cut grass, fresh air
Favorite candle
Rose or lilac
Favorite weather
Sunny with a slight breeze
Favorite place in the world
Maldives or a beach
Favorite coffee shop
None
Best gas station snack, ranked scientifically
Peanut m&ms, jerky, cheddar Chex mix
Favorite holiday
Thanksgiving- all the holiday OGs
A sound you love
My cats purring
Perfect rainy day activity
Curled up on the couch or porch with my cats and a book or good tv
Peak cozy activity
Same 👆🏻
Favorite bookstore
None, kindle or amazon? I do like to wander Barnes n noble
A local business that deserves a shout-out
Southwind Animal Hospital
Let's Settle This6
Is cereal soup?
No
How many pillows is too many?
7+
Your most controversial opinion
Pineapple on pizza 🤤
Instant green flag in a person
They show up on their own, do what they say/stay true to their word.
Instant red flag in a person
Consistently lets you down
What's your Roman Empire? The thing you think about way more than is reasonable
Where to find the next hidden food spot
Finish the Sentence7
People always assume…
I’m a bitch
I laugh every single time…
An animal shows something really cute
I wish people knew…
That it’s ok to not know what you don’t know. We learn every day!
The quickest way to my heart is…
If you have a really sweet pet and let me snuggle up on them
If I suddenly had an entire free day…
I’d find me some water to lay by and soak in
My toxic trait is…
Me? Toxic? My boob is for sure… 🤣
The most 'me' thing I do is…
Try to not take anything too serious
The Care Package Cheat Sheet18
Favorite blanket / the softest thing you own
My floral blanket from kohls and my throw pillows from Walmart. I need to get more!
Sock situation — cozy, funny, none?
None
Pajama preference
None 😂
Chapstick brand you're loyal to
Not a chapstick person. Suggest one!
Lotion that doesn't irritate your skin
Trader Joe’s coconut lotion, eucirin skin calming
Tea you'd actually drink
Lavender chamomile
Perfume or body spray
Victoria Secret bombshell, seductive bombshell
Puzzles, games, or things to do with your hands
Yes
Stores you love
Amazon, Offline, Target, Homegoods, Maurice’s
Gift cards that would actually get used
All of the above, Visa gift cards, gas, Walmart…
Which grocery store
Walmart is the easiest for delivery but we have them all here in Lenoir.
Go-to takeout when cooking is not happening
Idk if I can but pizza from Marcos, lil Cesar’s, papa John’s. Have a favorite place?? I’m here for it!
Amazon wishlist link
Yes there is one…. Somewhere
Chewy wishlist link — the cats have needs
Catalyst multi cat litter, xl pee pads, sm/md nitrile gloves, they love toys and tunnels
Drinks you always want in the fridge
Cranberry ginger ale, root beer (not barques)
Self-care things that actually help
Trader Joe’s coconut lotion
An experience you'd love more than an object
VIP concert experience to see Morgan wallen and Ella Langley and Riley Green. A girl can dream 🤷🏼♀️
Please do NOT buy me…
Anything with caffeine or alcohol.
What Love Looks Like To Me5
When I'm having a hard day, what helps is…
Secluding myself in my living and throw in the Bobby cast and just read with my cats
The best kind of encouragement sounds like…
Uplifting and vulgar… rotten cucumber and all…. 🙃
Please don't feel awkward if…
I laugh and joke about my cansah
One thing I wish people understood…
99% of mishaps in our lives are no bigs and to just let them roll. Find the little joys in life each day 🥰
What I'm most looking forward to when this is over…
Finding myself a beach again!!!!
Completely Random8
Zombie apocalypse — what's your job on the team?
Gardener and chef. I can usually start pretty dang good fires too.
Weirdest thing currently in your bag
What? Chemo bag? Nothing weird about a blanket, shnacks and entertainment items
One purchase you will never regret
My Mazda…. Hopefully it will become an Atlas 🥰
A conspiracy theory you enjoy purely because it's funny
I don’t get into them
Your most useless talent
🤷🏼♀️
Favorite word
Shit
Your signature phrase — the thing people quote back to you
That’s what she said….
The smell after it rains — overrated or perfect?
Ummm absolutely perfect during and after
The Only Question That Really Matters1
When someone finishes reading all of this — what's the one thing you hope they know about you?
That I’m fun, loving and absolutely love life, my friends and family and all creatures that come into my life. This sounds like a dating profile 😂